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The New Test To Find Terrorists

Thursday January 19 2006, Buzz Fugazi


It is the responsibility of El Presidente Bushco to decide who is a possible terrorist. That is why the Department of Homeland Security proctors a written test as a screening device for those not white, but not black, hispanic or asian guys who fit the profile of possible terrorists.

Question #1: Are you a Saudi Citizen who receives money and instructions from Osama Bin Laden?

Question #2: Do you receive a paycheck from the government of Iran or Syria? If you are a US Congressman with donors who have Iranian back-door investments through the Caymen Islands or Vice President Cheney you may write EXEMPT. If the terrorist act you are planning (for example: torture or killing a journalist) is on behalf of the US Government you may write EXEMPT.