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Mikey Snot Is Great
Chicago punk on MySpace

Monday May 8, 2006, Buzz Fugazi


Is it pathetic that I have a make-believe internet girlfriend I found on MySpace? Very pathetic. But what about 2 make-believe internet girlfriends? Not quite so pathetic anymore. What about 3 or 4, what about 3 or 4 HUNDRED? Not quite as studly as a Congressman at a strip club with defense contractor lobbyists, but not too shabby... just a few hundred notches below getting Chrissie from Ray and having your hit song in the Breakfast Club movie like that Don't You Forget About Me guy from Simple Minds... what was his name again? Is he still alive? On-tour with Foghat and ALMOST BTO? Getting robbed of his beer money by fake anarchists in a Chicago alley? I think having a stable of MySpace babes is pretty damn cool. Wait, it actually is pathetic. Why am I always the last one to figure this kind of stuff out?