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Friday June 24, 2005, Buzz Fugazi
Yet another rumor that today is the day for MSIG Rebel Radio to play its first show. This rumor has no more substance than the previous rumors which sometimes tricked me, sometimes did not. This time, however, I think Mikey is really going to do it. Like Bush supporters, all evidence in the physical world is irrelevant. Satan made the Downing Street Memo to fool us. You can get MSIG sickness if you eat your basement. For those who don't have a basement, a crawl space will do. If you don't have either, then you really are not a human being and you deserve to die. Zoiks! I just got fired from SAVED FOR PAY, INC. Now I'm going to lose my basement! I take back everything I said and believed a few sentences back and I've come up with a new reason to justify my war against disco. Furthermore, Mikey is going to let me use his basement, so all you people without can just go ahead and die. I'll ask Congress to write me a check for the cost of the bombing and send an itemized bill to your survivors.