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Mikey Snot Is Great
An Open Letter from the President of Iran translated by Buzz Fugazi

November 29, 2006
Dear America,

I listened to Buzz and didn't call you all The Great Satan. Isn't that nice of me?

Because I am not a raving maniac I guess that makes it ok to sponsor deathsquads in Iraq, deny that genocidal nazis killed 6 million Jews, and buy my ass some time to develop nukes. Or develop my assbackward country so we can buy some nukes off Russia. They don't like Jews either. A lot of people don't. Jews move into countries where they don't originally come from and are unwelcome and then they try to go back to where they came from. You can't win with those people.

Blame Israel for everything. That is a charming simple approach to peace. I'm sure Israel will buy into it and not go totally apeshit when I get close to being able to supply Hezbollah with nukes.

Still think I am sane?

Yours truly,
Iamabigjagoff, President of Iran

p.s.---Don't worry, we will take good care of Iraq.