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Thank you, Bibi! One less thing for Mikey and I to argue about!

March 4, 2015 Buzz Fugazi



There is no official party line at the MSIG ARMY. That's probably incomprehensible for members of ISIS, unreconstructed old guard COMMUNISTS and TEA PARTY REPUBLICANS who can reject their own on small matters of doctrine. As a matter of fact, all of them are waving AK-47s in the air now that I called any part of their doctrine small. 100% CONFORMITY AND MAKING LIFE EVEN MORE BORING IS WHAT WE KILL ABOUT!

Dear listeners may have noticed Mikey and I are contrarians (not to be confused with CONTRAS who received illegal funding through REAGAN's illegal arms deal with IRAN, not to be confused with HALLIBURTON/CHENEY deals with IRAN, because those came from a subsidiary based in the CAYMAN ISLANDS and avoided US LAW, which is also why Bruce Rauner has some of his money based there.) So even though Liberal Jesus---yes, President Obama---sends Mikey and I strict marching orders (and was doing so in 2005, also... because as far back as the year Barack Hussein Obama was born WE KNEW HE WAS OUR JESUS COMMUNIST ISLAMIC MESSIAH who would give all punk rockers the Sharia Law we've been praying for when we play CIRCLE JERKS BACKWARDS) we still have disagreements...

Especially about ISRAEL. Anyone who knows me... hell, anyone who reads my old blogs on this very site came across/ might come across a term like "Anti-Zionist fucks" cuz, hey, I was a member of a Zionist Youth Group and I've always been a Zionist--OK? Not OK?

Ha! I don't have to argue with you! I don't have to argue with Mikey! Because now when someone says something wrong about Israel or says something against the Likudniks... I will let Bibi handle it! Apparently me and President Obama don't know shit about the world but Bibi is here to set us right! Or right wing! And he's very popular among RIGHT WING WHACK JOBS who now have their own foreign policy independent of the US GOVERNMENT! AWESOME! Nothing new, actually! Whenever there's a law they don't like... since they are right, they do what they want anyway! So it's ok to illegally mine harbors in Nicaragua, give weapons to the Ayatollahs in Iran, or legally do it through the Cayman Islands when illegally doing it has become a stigma! It's ok to invite a foreign leader into Congress to undercut negotiations by a US President.

And it's ok to send a Christian Zionist Republican to yell at Mikey when he's soft on Israel because I'm done defending any government headed by this guy. He came here to enable the crazy fucks who are destroying US Democracy.

Other fun reactions to Bibi's just dropping by to make a point, no cheap partisan stunt here speech...

Daddy by Sylvia Plath

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Loathsome Warmonger addresses Congress (Not Dick Cheney)

Jon Stewart: Bibi's Congress Reception...

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