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Terrible Accident

January 31, 2010 - Buzz Fugazi



I was driving down the freeway of life when I received a report that there was a terrible multi-car accident in the next county. I immediately made plans to participate in the rescue effort. I made some phone calls, picked up my son and one of my weight lifting buddies, switched my car for a rented van and headed straight over there.

Sad to say, the wreckage was still all over the road when I got there, and I was greeted by the unfortunate sight of children weeping over their dead parents. I then did what any rational Christian person would do. I prayed with the children, loaded them in the van, and headed for Mexico.

Buzz Fugazi