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Why does it hurt when I email pictures of my Shmuck?

June 24, 2011 - Buzz Fugazi



First, I thought it was the sting of remorse, or perhaps some sense of shame causing physical pain. In the end, however, I realized I was experiencing the pain of neglect. Despite emailing pictures of my penis to various female internet pals, not a single major network had picked up the story. Not one member of Congress commented on it. Apparently, my penis isn't newsworthy.

Buzz Fugazi