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Ice Cream flavors for Dubya

Februrary 11, 2009 - Buzz Fugazi

I scream, you scream, we all scream waking up in the middle of night with nightmares that Bush is still President.

What will we do at the MSIG ARMY without our favorite bobo clown? Well, the haters dogged Clinton until they had President Obama to help them ignore their own shortcomings. Far be it from us punks to act superior to the opposition. We're going to get down in the mud with them... with extreme ice cream humor.

Here's something from my email inbox forwarded by progressive activist Lee Dynamo:

It's cold, but sweet...

Ben & Jerry created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama.

For George W. they asked for suggestions from the public. Here are some of their favorite responses:

- Grape Depression
- the Housing Crunch
- Abu Grape
- Cluster Fudge
- Nut'n Accomplished
- Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker... Swirl
- Iraqi Road
- Chock 'n Awe
- WireTapioca
- Impeach Cobbler
- Guantanmallow
- imPeachmint
- Heck of a Job, Brownie!
- Neocon Politan
- RockyRoad to Fascism
- The Reese's-cession
- Cookie D'oh!
- Nougalar Proliferation
- Death by Chocolate... and Torture
- Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream
- Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
- Credit Crunch
- Mission Pecanplished
- Country Pumpkin
- Chunky Monkey in Chief
- WMDelicious
- Chocolate Chimp
- Bloody Sundae
- Caramel Preemptive Stripe
- I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands...with nuts