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August 3, 2007 - Buzz Fugazi

I am sorry to admit that I am more enthralled with the LOLcat survey Tam Tam sent me on MySpace. I was shocked and amused how the silly damn LOLcat survey pegged me so exactly. Meanwhile, the political compass from washingtonpost.com has me positioned slightly to the left of moderate which is a funny way of averaging out extreme views on opposite ends of the 7th Grade Social Science Political Spectrum. That Spectrum is more proof (than is usually required for mindless speculation) of an existing moronic uber-perspective, of which I am but one of millions of self-ministering victims.

Moderate leaning slightly left? I should've hooked up with Hillary when I had the chance! But I was misled and placed all my hopes and dreams on Ralph Nader joining forces with Joe Lieberman on the New Independent Superfriends ticket. Why'd I have to settle for a Professor of Constitutional Law? Do they even still have that thing laying around somewhere? Dubya probably rolled up a huge joint in it and smoked his brains out.