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Mikey Snot Is Great
Copping a pose in the MSIG Army

Friday, September 29, 2005, Buzz Fugazi


Mikey was out of line when he called me a poseur on SHOW #5. Duh! I know the difference between a KISS song and one by Led Zep. I was just suggesting that someone could sing a Zeppelin tune not just a KISS song to be on our show. Yet, Mikey was correct just the same. I am a poseur. I'm not even enough of a real person to qualify as a poseur. I don't even exist. I am a figment of a writer's imagination.

The writer, Joey Fakename (pronounced Fah-kah-nah-may), claims to like music, but it is a historical fact that he sold out on playing music to be a writer wannabe. He consequently spent much time cursing the other guys who were out getting pussy and booze while he sat alone with a lousy typewriter and sucked as a writer, much the way he once sucked as a musician: an angry person in love with his own bad attitude.

Thanks to the Bush Administration, the door to power is now open and I plan to march in alongside the MSIG ARMY and various other disturbed freaks I ordinarily would not associate with.

No matter how selfish, dishonest, anti-social, hypocritical and insane you think you are... chances are good that someone a lot sicker and more destructive is seizing power for fun and profit. You can be like me or a registered name voting Republican in Florida. You don't even have to exist to seize power. It doesn't matter how bogus you are... our truth is more useful. Our lies are more fun. Our music rocks.