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Fred Thompson is running for President?

June 15, 2007 - Buzz Fugazi
Fred Thompson is running for President? Am I revealing my personal shallowness if I admit I don't care? I have faith that America does not intend to bore itself to death. The only Republicans I find interesting are Ron Paul and John McCain. McCain in a classic power play, chose partisan loyalty and the Bush Family as a means to an end. Maybe he can be forgiven. Maybe he has super top secret orders to stay within range to administer an injection to the President if National Security is at stake, or to prevent the President from drunkenly publishing a Condi sex tape on the YouTube. Ron Paul talks about the Constitution while white supporters chant his name like some kind of nazi Sieg Heil thing. A little scary, even though he is my favorite Republican candidate precisely because his message is the US Constitution. Except for the Promote the General Welfare part, but I am not surprised that even the top champion of the Constitution among GOP candidates is unclear on the Preamble my generation learned from a liberal PSA cartoon.