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Professor Chaos Apologizes To The Peace Rallies Before I Bust A Cap Into His Head

June 13, 2006, Buzz Fugazi


Professor Chaos is going down. I'm going to bury his ass in a car trunk. They'll find him in long term parking at O'Hare. Why do you think we named the airport after the son of a reformer who got taken out in a mob hit? Chicago humor.

The Professor confessed his crimes and says he deserves what he gets. He doesn't regret signing the Anti-War petition. His deepest regret in life is not learning to be a party line guy once before he dies. His final request is for everyone to decide which marching orders are for them and start stepping.

Chaos wishes he spent more time trying to impeach a President who turned back 35 years of environmental legislation with the first 2 years of his Administration. He still can't believe this country Re-Elected the only President in history to change environmental laws to allow for MORE air pollution.

My personal experience as a Voting Rights Activist in Florida and continuing allegations suggest that Bush was not Re-Elected. A majority of Americans might have preferred Homer Simpson or OJ Simpson to Re-Electing Bush.

Professor Chaos wishes he could walk free one more time and get some signatures to protect and clean our air and water.

Too late, fucko. Don't mess with the peace movement. You're dead. And you know it.